Well, I’ve been dreaming of this day for a long time… I’ve been listening to all these crazy-asses spouting nonsense for years. Now, it’s my turn.
Because, of course, the sun does revolve around me. And as Jimmy Buffet stated, “One more birthday, and another trip around the sun.” Can you imagine that the Earth is 92.75 million miles away on the average – which means, the Earth travels 583 million miles a year orbiting the Sun.
Welcome to my spin.